Sooooo, I've begun torturing myself so I can get back in shape. My "great" buddy Jonathan has been helping me. Annnnnd today was RIDICULOUS!!! Everything hurts and I'm still a bit dizzy, buuut there is a price we must pay for beauty. Why must I be sucked in by the vanity of the world?! Because I wanna were a bikini in Miami for my birthday, thats why! Soon enough I'm gonna be back to high school weight, or better. Better would be nice. Wonder what this crazy bastard has got in store for our next session...I'm scared.